Saturday 9 November 2013

POEM

Revisit the stores of your heart
And seek the profound treasures
 of love that glittered in your face
 before the enemy struck
with empty unfounded lies and
seeds of discord to cause mistrust

Choose to hear the voice of the
Most high that cares and caresses
Beyond you know the thought well
Versed and fashioned for heart desire
Let his peace knock down that fear
and set thee free and rekindle love

Trust plus confidence breeds true
love that knows no bounds and
bonds with hope of heavenly bliss
When all is said and done true
love will stand the test , the trial
And triviality will freeze and fade
Into eternal shame shades and shadows 



Trust me as I open my heart

Famished of love freezing in loneliness
Let the passion be kindled once again
Burn and burn vehemently until the whole
Universe witness the rebirth of our love
Unconditional and sandwiched with wisdom

Fools knows not love neither do
They regard the need of it for
Their end is strife and hatred
Dishonesty, lies give and take
Bellows of smoke brooding shame
Flights with fights and care
Wanting not they accompany not

Yes we can yet fly beyond
The experiences never trodden we
Can write our song book and poem
Of our own adventures and
Discoveries that through the ages
Shall be an envy of many nations.
 
#by calletts( Joram Thiong'o)

Friday 8 November 2013

JOKES

  • Bragging Boys

 Three boys in the schoolyard were bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, “My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he then calls it a poem, they give him $50.00.”

 The second boy says, “That’s nothing, My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.00.”
The third boy says, “I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!”


  • Atheist

An atheist complained to a Christian friend, “You Christians have special holidays, such as Christmas and Easter. Jews celebrate their national holidays, such as Passover and Yom Kippur. But we atheists have no recognized national holidays, It’s unfair discrimination.”
His friend replied, “Why don’t you celebrate April first?”[FOOLS DAY, COZ THEY DON'T ACKNOWLEDGE GOD]



  • Church Security—Special Bulletin

     Intelligence has recently uncovered a new wave of church terrorism that has rapidly affected the Body of Christ. Intelligence has uncovered the names of the leaders behind this wave: Bin Gossiping, Bin Critical, Bin Absent, and Bin Sour. This fear is, that these leaders have well developed cell organizations in many churches across the nation. Intelligence also fears that there is ever more brothers in this wicked family just waiting for orders to invade.

    Since our first report, we have been notified by a number of Church’s Board that they have identified four additional suspected terrorists working in different churches. Three of the four have been apprehended. Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, and Bin Drinkin have been taken into custody. The Associate Pastor advised us that it is very difficult to find anyone fitting the description of the fourth cell member, Bin Workin, in most churches. However, he is confident that anyone who looks like he’s Bin Workin will be very easy to spot.
     
    • The Army of the Lord


    A friend in front of me was coming out of the church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always did to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.

    Then the pastor said to him, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”

    The friend replied, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.”

    Pastor questioned him, “How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?”

    He whispered back, “I’m in the secret service.”


     


    • Rotten Eggs


    An elderly pastor was searching his closet for a tie before church one Sunday morning. In the back of the closet, he found a small box containing 3 eggs and 100--$1.00 bills.

    He called his wife into the closet to ask her about the box and its contents. Embarrassed, she admitted having hidden the box for the entire 30 years of marriage. Disappointed and hurt, the pastor asked her “why?”

    The wife replied that she hadn’t wanted to hurt his feelings. He asked how the box could have hurt his feelings. She said that every time during their marriage that he delivered a poor sermon, she placed an egg into the box.

    The pastor felt that 3 poor sermons in 30 years was certainly nothing to feel bad about, so he asked what about the $100.00 for.

    She replied, “Each time I got a dozen eggs, I sold them to the neighbor for $1.00!
     
 











Fear is a snare
A man who makes caskets was on his way to deliver one of his coffins when his car broke down .Trying not 2 be late he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination. Some policemen saw him and wanted to make some money off him (bribe) so they challenged him "hey, what r u carrying and where r ... u going" the man said "I do not like where i was buried so am relocating" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The policemen qualified for the Olympics competition due to the speed with which they took off to save their lives!!!.


PARKING PASTOR

Minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter. So he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled the block 100 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES."
      
      When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note. "I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION




YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!!!!!

Thursday 7 November 2013

IDENTIFY YOUR POTENTIAL AND MAXIMISE IT



Ecclesiastes 9:11

21st Century King James Version (KJ21)
11 I returned and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favor to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all.
 
Acres of Diamonds

One of the most interesting Americans who lived in the 19th century was
a man by the name of Russell Herman Conwell. He was born in 1843 and
lived until 1925. He was a lawyer for about fifteen years until he
became a clergyman.

One day, a young man went to him and told him he wanted a college
education but couldn't swing it financially. Dr. Conwell decided, at
that moment, what his aim in life was, besides being a man of cloth - that
is. He decided to build a university for unfortunate, but deserving,
students. He did have a challenge, however. He would need a few million
dollars to build the university. For Dr. Conwell, and anyone with real
purpose in life, nothing could stand in the way of his goal.

Several years before this incident, Dr. Conwell was tremendously intrigued
by a true story - with its ageless moral. The story was about a farmer
who lived in Africa and through a visitor became tremendously excited
about looking for diamonds. Diamonds were already discovered in abundance
on the African continent and this farmer got so excited about the idea
of millions of dollars worth of diamonds that he sold his farm to head
out to the diamond line. He wandered all over the continent, as the
years slipped by, constantly searching for diamonds, wealth, which he
never found. Eventually he went completely broke and threw himself into
a river and drowned.

Meanwhile, the new owner of his farm picked up an unusual looking rock
about the size of a country egg and put it on his mantle as a sort of
curiosity. A visitor stopped by and in viewing the rock practically went
into terminal convulsions. He told the new owner of the farm that the
funny looking rock on his mantle was about the biggest diamond that had
ever been found. The new owner of the farm said, "Heck, the whole farm
is covered with them" - and sure enough it was.

The farm turned out to be the Kimberly Diamond Mine...the richest the
world has ever known. The original farmer was literally standing on
"Acres of Diamonds" until he sold his farm.

Dr. Conwell learned from the story of the farmer and continued to teach
it's moral. Each of us is right in the middle of our own "Acre of
Diamonds", if only we would realize it and develop the ground we are
standing on before charging off in search of greener pastures. Dr. Conwell
told this story many times and attracted enormous audiences. He told the
story long enough to have raised the money to start the college for
underprivileged deserving students. In fact, he raised nearly six million
dollars and the university he founded, Temple University in Philadelphia,
has at least ten degree-granting colleges and six other schools.

When Doctor Russell H. Conwell talked about each of us being right on our
own "Acre of Diamonds", he meant it. This story does not get old...it will
be true forever...

Opportunity does not just come along - it is there all the time - we just
have to see it.

Earl Nightingale
From "Our Changing World" Radio Transcript

WHEN AN ANGEL APPEARED TO ME


+WHEN AN ANGEL APPEARED TO ME!!!   

Hebrews 1:14

New International Version (NIV)
14 Are not all angels ministering spirits sent to serve those who will inherit salvation?


I had lived a life of seeking good works and to my best i kept off all ways that deemed not right in my eyes. I hated those I perceived as doing "evil things"  so to say!! But Deep inside me I was totally empty. I thought I knew and loved God but I only deceived myself. I looked humble, harmless and the devil would wish me be like that forever. Many of us don't know that good works outside of GOD is ungodly and does not profit. Its living in denial, darkness, self torture and ignorance of the highest degree.


Ephesians 2:8-9

English Standard Version (ESV)

8 For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast.

The angelic visit- True story.

I had just finished my O-level. An angel appeared to me in a dream. He was dressed in white gold glittering with light coming out from all over his body, very bright shining from head to foot but soft to look. He had wings and body form of human being but very beautiful. He held my hand and asked me in my native language..(Kikuyu languge, Central region Kenya) like five times: ARE YOU READY TO LIVE FOREVER???. I was tongue tied. I thought I had lived a good life. Good deeds and hating every evil. Immediately He left I awoke Like I was never asleep...just like switching off sleep. Later I gave my life to JESUS. GOD is real and its only fools who claim that there's no GOD!!! this question still rings in my mind to date. ARE YOU READY TO LIVE FOREVER?? ARE YOU READY TO LIVE FOREVER?? ARE YOU READY TO LIVE FOREVER?? ARE YOU READY TO LIVE FOREVER?? Every day my prayer to GOD is to purify/sanctify me through and through.

I have also shared this story at: 

click here


:http://healing.about.com/u/ua/angels/angel-encounters.04.htm




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